Hier hab ich ein paar coole Songtexte für euch:

Jonathan Coulton - First of May:

I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I’m sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang
Ooh ooh child, what’d you think the cold winter’s gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the people to get together
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People’s Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn’t home so I called my girl
I asked her if she’d like to join me as I
Entertain the world

And I said
Ooh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, you’re gonna like it when we’re taking each other’s pants off
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today

So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

(Es wär perfekt gwesen, wenn ich das am Frühlingsbeginn bzw: am 1. Mai reingestellt hätte. is aber trotzdem cool)

 

Tenacious D - Fuck her gently:

 This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen close.
 
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze,
Sometime you got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey,
I’m gonna fuck you softly,
I’m gonna screw you gently,
I’m gonna hump you sweetly,
I’m ball you discreetly.

Then you say hey I bought you flowers
Then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That’s fucking TEAMWORK.
What’s your favorite position?
That’s cool with me
It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you.
What your favorite dish?
I’m not gonna cook it but
I’ll order it from Zanzibar.
Then I’m gonna love you completely,
Then I fuckin fuck you discreetly.
Then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I’m gonna fuck you hard.
Hard.